When I think about stupid crazy things to buy online it has never crossed my mind to buy a parachute. Why would you buy a parachute online? and if you do, would you actually use it?
Go on eBay, search “parachute” read the description, pay $100, and have the parachute delivered to your house. Then test it and let me know.
Now, you own a freaking parachute, and you can use it anytime, anywhere you want… well, I wouldn’t use in underwater, it would be dangerous.
Summary list of things I wouldn’t buy online, just because I wouldn’t want them deliver in the mail:
- Oxigen, or any other gas, maybe carbon dioxide because it fun.
- Human fluids, I know people buying breast milk, I get it. Plasma?
- Used underwear
- Broken toenails
Once I bought a motorcycle online. I flew to pick it up in another state, paid cash, drove for 5 days back home. What a hoot! Time for another story.